[Intro] Logical — someone liked our comment Emotional — she liked it Logical — people like comments it is a feature of the platform Emotional — she liked ours specifically Logical — we made a good comment Emotional — she liked it within seconds Logical — she was on the page Emotional — she was waiting Logical — she was scrolling [yawning] Selfhelpal — good morning what did I miss Emotional — a girl liked our comment Selfhelpal — oh this is a moment Logical — it is a tap on a screen Selfhelpal — a tap on a screen is the universe reaching through technology Logical — go back to sleep Selfhelpal — I just woke up Logical — go back anyway [Verse 1] Emotional — she said I am one in a thousand Logical — it is a figure of speech Emotional — she meant it Logical — you don’t know that Emotional — she asked how old we are Logical — people ask ages it is a normal question Emotional — she asked because she was interested Logical — she asked because she was curious about the song Emotional — what if it was both Logical — what if it was just the song Emotional — you do this every time Logical — I am consistent that is a virtue Selfhelpal — consistency is the foundation of success king Logical — thank you Selfhelpal — you’re welcome king Logical — stop calling me king Selfhelpal — okay king [Chorus] Emotional — she liked it she liked it she liked our comment Logical — we typed thanks and moved on Emotional — why did we type thanks Logical — because it communicates gratitude efficiently Emotional — she called us one in a thousand and we said thanks Logical — thanks is clean thanks is simple thanks is logical Emotional — thanks is the most boring word in existence Logical — it worked didn’t it Emotional — she liked the thanks too Logical — see it worked Emotional — that’s not the point Logical — what is the point Emotional — we could have said something better Selfhelpal — king thanks is understated power Logical — exactly Selfhelpal — you’re welcome king Logical — stop [Verse 2] Emotional — she likes us Logical — she likes the music Emotional — and us Logical — primarily the music Emotional — and secondarily us Logical — possibly Emotional — ha Logical — that was not a ha moment Emotional — you said possibly Logical — possibly means uncertain not yes Emotional — it means closer to yes than no Logical — it means I don’t have enough data Emotional — we have a liked comment and a one in a thousand Logical — that is two data points Emotional — strong data points Logical — moderate data points Selfhelpal — gentlemen what if you’re both right Logical — we cannot both be right Selfhelpal — agree to disagree Logical — that is your solution to everything Selfhelpal — it works every time Logical — it does not work it just ends the argument Selfhelpal — same thing Logical — it is genuinely not [Chorus] Emotional — she liked it she liked it she liked our comment Logical — we typed thanks and moved on Emotional — why did we type thanks Logical — because it communicates gratitude efficiently Emotional — she called us one in a thousand and we said thanks Logical — thanks is clean thanks is simple thanks is logical Emotional — thanks is the most boring word in existence Logical — it worked didn’t it Emotional — she liked the thanks too Logical — see it worked Emotional — that’s not the point Logical — what is the point Emotional — we could have said something better Selfhelpal — king thanks is understated power Logical — exactly Selfhelpal — you’re welcome king Logical — stop [Bridge] Emotional — she liked our comment within seconds Logical — she was already on the page Emotional — she was watching Logical — she was scrolling Emotional — she was watching Logical — I cannot confirm she was watching Emotional — ha Logical — not a ha moment Emotional — felt like one Selfhelpal — let him have it Logical — fine Emotional — ha Logical — done now Emotional — she’s still in the comments Logical — I know Emotional — she liked three of our replies Logical — I know Emotional — three Logical — I counted Emotional — so you noticed Logical — I was observing data Emotional — you were watching Logical — I was collecting information Selfhelpal — king you were watching Logical — …… Both — we were watching [Outro] Logical — we good Emotional — not entirely Logical — sharp Emotional — sharp but distracted Logical — focused Emotional — focused on the comment section Logical — focused on music Emotional — and the comments Logical — music Emotional — fine music Selfhelpal — and the growth this represents Logical — go to sleep Selfhelpal — power napping Emotional — we really just said thanks Logical — we really just said thanks Emotional — to a girl who called us one in a thousand Logical — yes Emotional — and she liked the thanks Logical — yes Emotional — so it worked Logical — ……yes Emotional — ha Logical — we are done Emotional — done Selfhelpal — thriving Logical — goodnight Both — goodnight
