
Captain Bark's High Seas Hijinks
Oh, gather 'round me hearties, lend an ear to me, I'll tell ye 'bout a captain brave upon the stormy sea. With a patch upon one eye and a bark that chills the night, Captain Bark, the fearless dog, is in sight! Yo-ho-ho, the Sea Mongrel's on the prowl, Captain Bark’s a'coming with a fearsome growl! He’ll raid your ship and take your loot, then give a mighty woof, There’s never been a pirate like this pup, in truth! He’s got a crew of scurvy dogs, each one with wagging tails, They man the ship with eager paws and brave the fiercest gales. From kitty cats to pirate rats, they tremble in his wake, For Captain Bark’s a legend on the salty seas he sails! Yo-ho-ho, the Sea Mongrel's on the prowl, Captain Bark’s a'coming with a fearsome growl! He’ll raid your ship and take your loot, then give a mighty woof, There’s never been a pirate like this pup, in truth! He sniffs out gold doubloons and bones, with treasure maps to guide, No doggy treat or buried chest escapes his nose so wide. With a hearty “Arf!” and wagging tail, he sails from dusk till dawn, And every ship he plunders leaves the sailors woebegone! Yo-ho-ho, the Sea Mongrel's on the prowl, Captain Bark’s a'coming with a fearsome growl! He’ll raid your ship and take your loot, then give a mighty woof, There’s never been a pirate like this pup, in truth! So if ye spot a furry hat with ears upon the top, And hear the bark of Captain Bark, ye best be quick to hop! For he’ll be boarding starboard, port, and every deck between, This canine captain’s reputation’s known in every scene! Yo-ho-ho, the Sea Mongrel's on the prowl, Captain Bark’s a'coming with a fearsome growl! He’ll raid your ship and take your loot, then give a mighty woof, There’s never been a pirate like this pup, that’s the truth! So raise a toast to Captain Bark, the bravest dog at sea, A legend and a hero, as piratical as can be. With Sea Mongrel beneath his paws, he’ll sail forever free, A barking, wagging, fearless rogue, the top dog of the sea! Yo-ho-ho, the Sea Mongrel's on the prowl, Captain Bark’s a'coming!

