[Intro] にゃんにゃん、wake up, knock down the cup! My alarm is a tuna can, I never shut it up! [Verse 1] I own this house from floor to ceiling, Your laptop has my royal feeling. I walk across your midnight call, Then launch one sock against the wall. ごはんまだ？ ごはんまだ？ お皿を見れば大騒ぎだ！ 寝たふりしても耳は wide, The crinkle bag is my battle cry! [Pre-Chorus] Tiny paws, enormous plan, Steal your chair and rule the land! [Chorus] I’m a cat, cat, catastrophe! Kicking every cushion into history! にゃー！ にゃー！ 飛び込め chaos, I’m cute enough to cause a ruckus! I’m a cat, cat, royalty, Nap for twelve hours, then demand your tea! かわいい顔で all-out attack, Give me the box—now give it back! [Verse 2] The vet says, “Please step on the scale,” I answer with a ninja rail. I vanish when the carrier shows, I teleport beneath your clothes. 窓の鳥にレーザー目線、 しっぽは high-speed celebration! 鏡の中の敵を見て, I slap myself and blame the me! [Pre-Chorus] Tiny claws, gigantic sound, One zoomie shakes the whole compound! [Chorus] I’m a cat, cat, catastrophe! Kicking every cushion into history! にゃー！ にゃー！ 飛び込め chaos, I’m cute enough to cause a ruckus! I’m a cat, cat, royalty, Nap for twelve hours, then demand your tea! かわいい顔で all-out attack, Give me the box—now give it back! [Breakdown] Laser! Laser! Missed it by a whisker! Treat! Treat! Make the human quicker! おててぱんち、右、左、 No thoughts, just zoomies, let’s go crazy! [Bridge] At dawn I sing beside your head, At noon I occupy your bed. At dusk I knock the plant around, At night I make a haunted sound. でもね、そばにいたいよ、 眠るときは丸くなるよ。 A purr can melt the toughest heart, Then I bite your hand and make fresh art! [Final Chorus] I’m a cat, cat, catastrophe! The fluffiest menace in the galaxy! にゃー！ にゃー！ もっと chaos, Cute little claws and a giant circus! I’m a cat, cat, royalty, Your home is now my comedy! かわいい顔で all-out attack, Give me the box—now give it back! [Outro] にゃんにゃん、goodnight, I’m under your light, Tomorrow I’ll destroy one more thing just right! Purr purr, chaos complete, Now put the tuna by my feet!
