be Canadian, live in Yukon >wolves are an occasional worry, but usually avoid people >some are brave enough to get close to us, but there's never any contact >be 13 >sitting on school steps one day >just after school, enjoying a poptart >big white dog comes up to me >without even thinking, I give the dog some pats on the back >look up, it's not a dog >this wolf is looking at me with the most offended look I've seen on a canine >take my hand back >he looks at me for a few seconds like he's about to call HR for inappropriate touching >teacher comes out and starts screaming bloody murder to get away from it >throw poptart as distraction and retreat >wolf casually takes poptart and leaves >my face when I realize I've just recreated how dogs were first domesticated
