╭──< ©️2026 Original >──╮ Þ🖤∀IoN∀ᴚIԀX💜Þ ✦⧫✦ All rights reserved ✦⧫✦ ╰──< Thanks 4 listening >──╯ This 😺 has had enough. I won’t take Suno seriously any longer — not unless they start taking us, the creators and paying customers, seriously. I’ve got around 70–80 bots leeching off my creations — with Suno’s consent, of course. Encryption exists, you know?!! And sadly, some of those bots are run by the very same people who send you and me hugs and kisses from their main accounts. And now they’ve even been given the chance to train a model on everyone else’s work! You want this to be just a toy? Fine! Just look at what happened to OpenAI’s Sora experiment… 😼 You’re leaking talent, and you don’t even care! 🙄 Our money and free labour are all you want from us — but hey! Don’t let it be said that I’m an ungrateful, grumpy cat!! 😹 Here’s another contribution to the future model. ENJOY!!! 😽 ✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦ [Verse 1] ♪ d/dx [constant] = 0 ♪ ♪ d/dx [x] = 1 ♪ ♪ Feed the void the power rule ♪ ♪ d/dx [x^n] = n*x^(n-1) ♪ [Verse 2] ♪ d/dx [arcsin x] = 1/sqrt(1-x^2) ♪ ♪ d/dx [arctan x] = 1/(1+x^2) ♪ ♪ d/dx [f(g(x))] = f'(g(x))*g'(x) ♪ [Chorus] ♪ SLOPE! RATE! DECAY! ♪ ♪ d/dx [ln x] = 1/x ♪ ♪ d/dx [e^x] = e^x ♪ ♪ Narcissistic data to the end! ♪ [Verse 3] ♪ d/dx [arsinh x] = 1/sqrt(x^2+1) ♪ ♪ d/dx [x^x] = x^x * (1 + ln x) ♪ ♪ ... (1 + ln x) ♪ [Bridge] [low*dhigh - high*dlow]... ♪ Square the bottom, forget the soul ♪ ♪ Quotient rule ♪ ♪ The system growls ♪ [Final Verse] ♪ The limit approaches the end of the code ♪ ♪ d/dx [🩸🔯 + 🤪🦆] = g(¬𝐶ide) ♪ [Outro] ♪ 1/x... ♪ ♪ d/dx ♪ ✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦⧫✦ ╭──< Upload, Lyrics, ASCII FX, >──╮ prompting and production by Þ🖤∀IoN∀ᴚIԀX💜Þ ✦⧫✦ All rights reserved ✦⧫✦ ╰──< Thanks for listening! >──╯
