[Intro] Incident Report: Silly Crimes Japan [Interlude] G-A-S-A, G.A.S.A, G.A.S.A GASA-Attack Hey! [Verse] From Hiroshima Prefectural Police Headquarters, MARUBOW HQ. Real Estate Usurpation Case by K-kai Syndicate members on July 2026 [Bridge] Suspects: A total of five guys —including the Boss and Soldiers of H-gumi under the designated syndicate K-kai banner. [Chorus] GASA-Attack Hey! Open the damn door, right now! GASA-Attack Don't fuck with us, you asshole! GASA-Attack Sit your ass down and stay put! GASA-Attack Don't you fucking touch a thing! [Verse] July 15, 2026: MARUBOW HQ and supporting units arrested the five men on suspicion of real estate usurpation. illegally constructed and occupied an access road suitable for vehicle traffic. [Bridge] Tomorrow: MARUBOW HQ launched a massive raid on the syndicate headquarters of K-kai in Minami Ward, Hiroshima City [Chorus] GASA-Attack Hey! Open the damn door, right now! GASA-Attack Don't fuck with us, you asshole! GASA-Attack Sit your ass down and stay put! GASA-Attack Don't you fucking touch a thing! [Bridge] Location of the Site: The victimized forest land sits directly behind the headquarters of the designated syndicate K-kai. [Chorus] GASA-Attack Hey! Open the damn door, right now! GASA-Attack Don't fuck with us, you asshole! GASA-Attack Sit your ass down and stay put! GASA-Attack Don't you fucking touch a thing! [Bridge] Applying the rare charge of "real estate usurpation" against yakuza figures required meticulous verification of property rights, [Chorus] GASA-Attack Hey! Open the damn door, right now! GASA-Attack Don't fuck with us, you asshole! GASA-Attack Sit your ass down and stay put! GASA-Attack Don't you fucking touch a thing! [Interlude] G-A-S-A, G.A.S.A, G.A.S.A GASA-Attack Hey! [Chorus] GASA-Attack Hey! Open the damn door, right now! GASA-Attack Don't fuck with us, you asshole! GASA-Attack Sit your ass down and stay put! GASA-Attack Don't you fucking touch a thing! [Outro] Silly Crimes Japan
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