[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1 - Rap] Black clouds looming on the horizon, Something's flapping around in the rain. Not one, not two... Huge jaws, many maws— Oh no... it's not good. Weather report said, "Heavy showers," Didn't mention sharks falling out of towers. Pressure dropping, streets are flooding, Everybody's running but the sharks keep coming. Sirens screaming, windows shaking, Every fucking rooftop starts vibrating. Look to the left, look to the right, There's a great white doing barrel rolls tonight. You wanted rain? You got the sea. You wanted shelter? NOT FROM ME. Because when the clouds start spinning around, You better get your ass off the ground. There's no lifeguard, no coast guard, When the fucking ocean hits you from above. [Pre-Chorus] Cities turn to rivers There's always a mouth to see Buildings smash Cars are flipped Hurricane Katrina, thought you were the show? Oh no... YOU GOT SHARKNADO! [Chorus] Apex predator in the air! Flying down, pulling out your hair! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! No safe haven above or beneath! SHARKNADO! Apex predator in the air! Circling the city like it fucking owns the place! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! Run for your life when the sky starts to eat! SHARKNADO! [Verse 2 - Rap] They don't swim— (THEY FLY!) When there's one— (THEY MULTIPLY!) Not like fungal roaches or Cyber Snails, Got one piece of advice for this test: DON'T FAIL! Because the forecast just changed again, Category five with a mouth full of pain. Radar's fucked, satellites broke, There's a shark in the clouds and it's starting to smoke. One through the window, two through the door, Three just landed on the second-floor floor. Four in the street, five in the sky, Six hit the highway— WHY THE FUCK DO THEY FLY?! Helicopters grounded, planes can't take off, The shark population's having a fucking laugh. You can't outrun it, you can't hide, When the Pacific Ocean gets weaponized. So grab your shoes, grab your coat, Grab whatever keeps you afloat. If you hear that thunder rolling near— That's not thunder. THAT'S A SHARK IN THE ATMOSPHERE. [Chorus 2] Apex predator in the air! Flying down, pulling out your hair! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! No safe haven above or beneath! SHARKNADO! Apex predator in the air! Something's got a fucking dorsal fin up there! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! Mother Nature's brought the ocean to the street! SHARKNADO! [Rap Break] Left! Right! Duck! MOVE! Shark coming through! Roof! Wall! Car! Tree! WHY'S THAT SHARK LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME?! [Breakdown] Down the reef Up the great white When it's windy They take flight Grab what you can And... PREPARE TO FIGHT! No ocean. No warning. No time. Just sharks... FALLING FROM THE SKY. [Build Up - Call & Response] New York! SHARKNADO! Brighton! SHARKNADO! Sydney! SHARKNADO! Southend-on-Sea! SHARKNADO! Every city! Every coast! Every fucking place you thought was safe! SHARKNADO IN ONE! TWO! THREE! [DROP] SHARK! NADO! SHARK! NADO! SHARKNADO! [Final Chorus] Apex predator in the air! Flying down, pulling out your hair! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! No safe haven above or beneath! SHARKNADO! Apex predator in the air! The whole damn ocean's in the atmosphere! It's raining fins, it's raining teeth! There ain't a fucking place to flee! SHARKNADO! [Final Rap] You thought the storm was over? HELL NO. You thought the sharks were gone? HELL NO. You thought the sky was safe? YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW. Because the wind keeps spinning, The pressure keeps dropping, The sharks keep flying, And nobody's stopping. From the ocean to the skyline, From the harbour to the freeway, If there's a cloud above your head— BETTER LOOK BOTH WAYS. [Final Build] The storm is coming... The sharks are flying... The sky is falling... AND WE'RE NOT FUCKING DYING! [Final Drop] SHARKNADO! SHARKNADO! SHARKNADO! [Instrumental Outro] [Fade Out] [End]
