Stuffed Like the Turkey

[Verse] Ohh no not another bite My jeans are screaming hold on tight I’m a balloon about to pop tonight [Prechorus] The gravy’s calling but I can’t reply I’m drowning in pudding my oh my [Chorus] I’m more stuffed than the turkey Rolling round like I’m topsy-turvy Pass the Tums I’m in a hurry I’m more stuffed than the turkey [Verse 2] Pie crust whispers sweet temptation But I’m on a food vacation This belly’s a full-blown celebration [Prechorus] The cranberry sauce is winking at me But my waistband’s lost all elasticity [Chorus] I’m more stuffed than the turkey Rolling round like I’m topsy-turvy Pass the Tums I’m in a hurry I’m more stuffed than the turkey