(original lyrics by @hodgemann) goose max [chorus] goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha you can't max goose without... goose max goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha try as you might doin' it all night goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha you can run away but you cannot stay goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha [chorus] goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha mess with the honk you get the bonk goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha what's good for the gander is good for the goose ("waggle that tail, time to cut loose") goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha yer just a silly goose out on the loose goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha you can't max goose without... goose max goose gon' getcha goose gon' getcha [chorus] goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha goose gonna getcha [outro] ("Goddess gives her honkiest battles to her silliest geese")
