*NDC 20 *Genre: Future Funk *Theme: NPC *Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/54e0b4cf-7855-4890-b64e-33a1e498403d ——————————————————— [Funky Intro] “Ayy—side quest time, baby!” “You thought this was YOUR game? Nahhh.” [Verse 1] You walk in like you’re the star, yeah, Think the world is all about ya, But I got my own groove, my own moves, Got the whole town dancing without ya. [Pre-Chorus] Ain’t waiting in the background, no sir, Ain’t standing still like an old texture, I’m the real main event, don’t need no mentor, Side quest vibes, but I’m front and center. [Chorus] “Side quest superstar—catch me in the disco bar!” “Main plot’s kinda lame, I’m the reason you replay the game!” “Glitched out, but I’m feeling fine—NPC but I’m stealing time!” [Verse 2] Got a shop, got a club, got a whole side biz, While you grind for loot, I’m out here getting rich, You slay dragons? Man, I run this town, You’re saving the world, I’m shutting it down. [Bridge] “You thought I was just a quest giver? Pfft.” “Boy, I’m coded different.” “I’m the Easter egg you been searching for.” “Now press X to vibe!” [Final Chorus] “Side quest superstar—catch me in the disco bar!” “Main plot’s kinda lame, I’m the reason you replay the game!” “Glitched out, but I’m feeling fine—NPC but I’m stealing time!” “PLAYER ONE — GAME OVER” “READY PLAYER TWO” [Repeat Final Chorus]