tゼロカロリー算法 Original By Negi0723（R&B Fusion mix）

[intro] (very seriously) This is science. [verse 1] Calories eaten standing up are zero Calories while walking — also zero Split with a friend? Even more zero This is the conclusion of modern physics At buffets you have a duty to eat your fill I had salad, so dessert is justified I ran yesterday so today I'm off Plus-minus zero — that's just math [pre-chorus] I believe it, I believe it I believe this law completely! It's science, it's science Nobody can disprove it! [chorus] The Zero Calorie Law! Round cakes have no surface area! The Zero Calorie Law! Cold rice goes in a separate stomach! The Zero Calorie Law! Eating your friend's share is an act of love! All zero, all zero This is the truth of the universe! [verse 2] Midnight snacks exist only in dreams Eating when angry burns anger calories Second helpings are "the courtesy of finishing" This is Japanese cultural heritage Sweets are "happiness hormone supplementation" Ramen is "a medical procedure: sodium and carb therapy" Eating all-out speeds up your metabolism (probably) If you doubt it, you've already lost — that's winning philosophy [pre-chorus] I believe it, I believe it I believe this law completely! It's medicine, it's medicine There must be a paper on this! [chorus] The Zero Calorie Law! Round cakes have no surface area! The Zero Calorie Law! Cold rice goes in a separate stomach! The Zero Calorie Law! Eating your friend's share is an act of love! All zero, all zero This is the truth of the universe! [spoken interlude] (academic voice) Ahem. Today's research findings indicate: "Calories consumed at standing receptions are zero." "Samples at food tastings do not count, as tasting is not eating." "When your neighbor's plate looks more delicious than yours, this is an optical illusion, and any calories consumed are therefore imaginary." Thank you for your attention. (normal voice) Hey, let's publish this. [chorus] The Zero Calorie Law! Round cakes have no surface area! The Zero Calorie Law! Cold rice goes in a separate stomach! The Zero Calorie Law! Eating your friend's share is an act of love! All zero, all zero This is the truth of the universe! [outro] (fading out) Zero zero zero zero All zero, all zero Believers always win… Believers always win…