[FAST BREAK — funky bass + darbuka + brass + dirty guitar] Loop! Hoop! Cubullop! SLURP SLURP— Lopurted de lopurted! 🤣 Ekmek looked at the food, sniffed it and said: “Nope, bre.” Rex caught the smell from far away, came running in: “WHAT IS THAT?!” One lick— two gulps— on the third one HE HIT THE BOTTOM! [CHORUS — FAST CALL & RESPONSE] Rex gulp gulp! — GULP GULP! Hit the bottom! — BOTTOM BOTTOM! Lick it, swallow, wag that tail, THIS MUST BE HEAVEN! 🤣 Crazy delicious! — Delicious! Delicious! Lopurted de lopurted, slurp slurp slurp! It was Ekmek’s cat food, Rex screamed: “FILL MY CUP!” 🤣 [GENERAL] “Vay be… Ekmek wouldn’t eat it, Rex went crazy, bre!” [ARIS — horrified] “GENERAL!!! 😱 THAT IS CAT FOOD! Rex is gonna throw up now!” [GENERAL — looks upward] “Ya Rabbi… what is the wisdom behind this?” [RECORD SCRATCH] [DERVISH] “GENERAL!” “Don’t look at the sky, bre!” [GENERAL] “What?” [DERVISH] “Not the sky… LOOK AT THE MANUFACTURER!” 🤣 “Don’t put everything in the destiny folder. If the food is bad, the manufacturer is guilty!” [POST-CHORUS] Loop! Hoop! Cubullop! He licked it! — SWALLOWED IT! Hit the bottom! — FOUND IT! Rex gulp gulp, Rex gulp gulp, while you’re eating, WAG WAG WAG THAT TAIL! Crazy delicious! Craving delicious! Lopurted de lopurted— VAY BE! [VERSE — FAST] They put it down for Ekmek, Ekmek said: “I’m not eating that.” Rex came through the door: “Move aside, bre, I’LL HANDLE THIS!” Tak tak! Kluk klik! The bowl spins like the wheel of fate. One won’t even look at the food, the other one just found paradise. [ARIS] “GENERAL! Stop him! He’s eating ALL OF IT! 😱” [GENERAL] “What can I do, Aris? The man is happy.” [ARIS] “HE’S GONNA VOMIT!” [DERVISH] “General… compassion is one thing, the vet bill is another.” 🤣 [CHORUS — BIGGER] Rex gulp gulp! — GULP GULP! Hit the bottom! — BOTTOM BOTTOM! Ekmek said: “NO!” Rex said: “MORE!” Delicious! Delicious! Crazy crazy delicious! One bite, two bites, three bites… WHERE’S THE BOWL? — GONE! 🤣 [BRIDGE — HALF-TIME SUFI BLUES] General looked up at the sky again. The Dervish grabbed his arm: “My son… before complaining to God, call the number on the back of the package.” “Don’t look at the sky. Call the manufacturer.” “Because sometimes the problem isn’t destiny…” [BEAT RETURNS] “…IT’S CAT FOOD!” 🤣 [FINAL CHORUS — FULL CHAOS] Loop! Hoop! Cubullop! Rex gulp gulp! Hit the bottom! Lopurted de lopurted, wag that tail! Crazy delicious! Delicious delicious! Ekmek wouldn’t eat it! Rex LOVED IT! Aris screamed: “HE’S GONNA THROW UP!” 😱 General said: “Breh breh…” The Dervish said: “I told you.” [OUTRO — sudden silence] Rex: “Burp.” [ARIS] “GENERAL!!!” [DERVISH — calm] “Don’t look at the sky, bre…” “…call the manufacturer.” Ya Hû. 🤣
