Captain Anchovy's Original Recipe™ All-Natural Pork Butter

[Intro] [Verse 1] They say your bread ain't better If you ain't got spread a little pork butter Captain Anchovy makes the best Original recipe pure pork butter Makes the finest stylin gel In a pinch you slap a little pork butter Ain't no real talent required To churn yourself a pork butter [Chorus] Oh elephant toes Tumours in rows Wolverine nose In butter it goes.. Ho... chimpanzee bones Prosthetic elbows Granny wart growths In butter it goes [Verse 2] If your automobile ain't moving Try yourself a little pork butter If it's too squeaky to steal Then slap yourself on a little pork butter The kids just ain't behavin Then learn them dinner with a little pork butter Even a real imbecile Cans makes themselves a little pork butter [Chorus] Oh elephant toes Tumours in rows Wolverine nose In butter it goes.. Stop.... it's a piggy pork time [Solo Section] Anyone got a cigarette? [Final Chorus] Oh elephant toes Tumours in rows Wolverine nose In butter it goes.. Ho... chimpanzee bones Prosthetic elbows Granny wart growths In butter it goes