[Verse] Red Bulls and bottles of water And all the other things that keep me sane Came here for whiskey but that's gone now Oh how I long for the good old days [Chorus] And it's on to the next one Can't take any more Think of all the fun we've had at the corner store I know we don't talk much But you know where to find me I'm the guy who's passed out in the aisle That's my baby in the stroller [Verse] Cheez-Its and candy bars These days you don't get too far Came here for cigarettes but they're all gone Oh how I long for the good old days [Chorus] And it's on to the next one Can't take any more Think of all the fun we've had at the corner store I know we don't talk much But you know where to find me I'm the guy who's passed out in the aisle That's my baby in the stroller [Verse] Doritos and Skittles and Starburst and beer Came here for happiness Ain't that right dear? One day I'll quit this but that day's not today Oh how I long for the good old days [Chorus] And it's on to the next one Can't take any more Think of all the fun we've had at the corner store I know we don't talk much But you know where to find me I'm the guy who's passed out in the aisle That's my baby in the stroller
