[Hook] From Pallet to the Plateau—yo, we don’t stop, It’s the Indigo League with the old-school bop. 150 deep, hear the crowd go “woo!” Catch ’em in a verse—save a bar for Mewtwo! [Verse 1 – Starters & Route Vibes] I’m sproutin’ bars like Bulbasaur, evolve the score to Ivysaur, Venusaur on the beat—big leaves, big roar. Charmander with the ember, Charmeleon gets mean, Then Charizard lands—wing span on the screen. Squirtle squad drip, Wartortle splash back, Blastoise with the cannons—hydro in the backpack. Tall grass class with a Caterpie dream, Metapod hardbody till Butterfree gleam. Weedle little needle, Kakuna stay zen, Beedrill buzz saws like “say that again!” Pidgey with the tailwind, Pidgeotto flies, Pidgeot hair-blowin’—centerfold skies. Deck full of rodents? Rattata got bite, Raticate says “taxes”—collect ’em on sight. Spearow talk cheap, Fearow long beak, Ekans coil slick, Arbok shows teeth. Pikachu shock drop, Raichu boom box, Kanto nightlife lit like Sandshrew rock. Sandslash claw dash, Nidoran♀ in the plan, Nidorina lean clean, Nidoqueen runs the land. Nidoran♂ stance up, Nidorino next scene, Nidoking crowns down—purple throne, mean. [Verse 2 – Clefairy Club & Forest Floor] Clefairy karaoke, Clefable headline, Vulpix six flicks, Ninetales gold shine. Jigglypuff lullaby—marker on your face, Wigglytuff teddy smack—still cute, case closed. Zubat echo cave, Golbat big yawn, Oddish midnight jog, Gloom lawn gone, Vileplume perfume, sneeze and you’re done— Paras says “shroom?”, Parasect “one.” Venonat big eyes, Venomoth snow, Diglett low-key, Dugtrio trio. Meowth coin flip, Persian silk paws, Psyduck mind blown, Golduck surf laws. Mankey is cranky, Primeape no chill, Growlithe best boy, Arcanine top bill. [Hook] From Pallet to the Plateau—yo, we don’t stop, It’s the Indigo League with the old-school bop. 150 deep, hear the crowd go “woo!” Catch ’em in a verse—save a bar for Mewtwo! [Verse 3 – Brain, Brawn, and Vines] Poliwag puddle jump, Poliwhirl spin, Poliwrath flex—put the gym badge in. Abra snooze cruise, Kadabra spoon bend, Alakazam two spoons—mind games end. Machop push-ups, Machoke day job, Machamp four arms—high-five the whole mob. Bellsprout yoga, Weepinbell drool, Victreebel trap lunch—picnic’s through. Tentacool vibes, Tentacruel sting, Geodude boulder, Graveler bling, Golem roll out like “hear that ring?” Ponyta fire mane, Rapidash king. Slowpoke thinks later, Slowbro—maybe, Magnemite magnet, Magneton crazy. Farfetch’d leek chic, Doduo two heads, Dodrio three beats, long legs, no beds. Seel ice seal, Dewgong glide, Grimer goes “slime,” Muk says “why?” (…because Muk.) Shellder clamp stamp, Cloyster pearl vault, Gastly prank call, Haunter moonwalk, Gengar grin wide—shadow with the chalk. [Verse 4 – Mines, Minds, and Tides] Onix big rocks, Drowzee nap thief, Hypno hip-swing—watch your Z’s, chief. Krabby pinch hit, Kingler wave beam, Voltorb risky, Electrode meme. Exeggcute brunch, Exeggutor palm, Cubone sad song, Marowak calm. Hitmonlee kicks, Hitmonchan jabs, Lickitung snack track—clean the whole lab. Koffing cough cloud, Weezing double trouble, Rhyhorn rhino rush, Rhydon rubble. Chansey nurse joy, Tangela noodle, Kangaskhan mom mode—kid in the hoodle. Horsea seahorse, Seadra sea mood, Goldeen gold gleam, Seaking—BIG FISH, dude. Staryu night light, Starmie starburst, Mr. Mime wall build—space gets cursed. Scyther grass cutter, Jynx cool sway, Electabuzz static, Magmar buffet. Pinsir snap trap, Tauros stampede, Magikarp splash—comedy lead, Gyarados “SURPRISE”—ancient sea greed! [Hook] From Pallet to the Plateau—yo, we don’t stop, It’s the Indigo League with the old-school bop. 150 deep, hear the crowd go “woo!” Catch ’em in a verse—save a bar for Mewtwo! [Verse 5 – Labs, Fossils, Legends] Lapras carpool, sing on key, Ditto be you, be him, be me. Eevee choose paths—what’s your mood? Vaporeon smooth, Jolteon—zzt! dude, Flareon hot take, barbecue food. Porygon low-poly, cyberspace tune, Omanyte spiral, Omastar goon. Kabuto dome fossil, Kabutops slice, Aerodactyl screech—prehistoric ice. Snorlax roadblock—wake him with a tune, Then Articuno chills the whole room. Zapdos thunder badge, sky goes “whoa,” Moltres torch run—flame mascot glow. Dratini serpentine, Dragonair glide, Dragonite delivery—same-day ride. Now cue that lab door, science go “ooh,” Clone on the throne—psychic storm—Mewtwo! [Final Hook] From Pallet to the Plateau—yo, we don’t stop, It’s the Indigo League with the old-school bop. Kanto in the building, yeah, you already knew— That’s the first 1-5-0… and the boss, Mewtwo! [Tag] Badge up, ball out, bike bell—ring through, If your bar missed Mew, well… that’s Gen 151, boo.
