[Verse 1] Well... the story goes, I boycotted the final, 'Cause I ain't watching wrestling Inside a football game. I said, "Man, will there be a moment, Something truly worth remembering, Something that will live on?" I didn't wanna spend my effort On a match surrounded by questions, Backed by the mighty organisers, I just gave my little "hmph" reaction. [Pre-Chorus] But just in case, let me help a little, I whispered my usual zikir, "Maybe the story changes tonight, Maybe a miracle appears." Then after that small prayer, I walked away without a care, Closed my eyes and went to sleep, Leaving the football world somewhere. [Chorus] Last night, a classic comedy Took the centre of the stage, Inside a wrestling football battle That people won't forget with age. I was waiting for a bicycle kick, Or a lightning-blitz curl, A moment of pure football magic To amaze the whole wide world. And guess what? We got a bicycle foul, A bicycle foul! A foul sent a Spanish player Spinning through the air somehow. Bicycle foul, bicycle foul, The strangest move we've seen, Not the ball doing the bicycle, But a player on the screen. Bicycle foul, bicycle foul, The stadium knew the call, A red card for the bicycle foul, The funniest twist of all. [Bridge] No perfect strike, no golden goal, No legend moment from the boot, But football wrote another chapter, With the strangest substitute. Sometimes the game gives comedy, Sometimes the game gives pain, Sometimes the thing you never asked for Becomes the thing they will explain. [Final Chorus] Last night, a classic comedy Took the centre of the stage, A wrestling football story Written on a historic page. I wanted a bicycle kick, A masterpiece to remember, But football gave a bicycle foul To become the new contender. Bicycle foul, bicycle foul, The meme that crossed the world, When the ball stayed on the ground, But a footballer became the swirl. Bicycle foul, bicycle foul, A moment nobody planned, A red card drew the ending, And comedy took command.