The Lord of Fuck

[Instrumental] [Spoken Chorus] You. (Bitch) Suck. (Noob) At. This. Game. (Cunt) Cry Harder. (Pussy) Git gud. or. Git fucked. [Pre-Chorus] When you're playing your best he comes When you're playing well and having fun When you just got a rare drop and have not saved Here comes The Lord of Fuck to fuck up your day [Chorus] Saying Get good is cope theres no win condition Don't bother Loading an old save to try again just spread your cheeks you're up shit creek Pray to Miyamoto, pray to Reggie, Your skills lacking your bodies not ready [Chorus] Game over bend over lube up shut up and enjoy the abuse prep and spread bite the pillow your noob ass is free use He is the Lord of Fuck and you're about to lose [Chorus] Lube is the best item to bring for this boss Because he is the Lord of Fuck its your loss Theres no exploits, no cheats no strats that work so Set the controller down, bite the pillow this is gonna hurt. [Chorus] The Lord of Fuck has no cool lore besides git gud, cry harder and finger but hole, His only purpose is to fuck your ass like a digital whore Push in your shit and make you his bitch Widen your holes, call you a pleb and make you rage quit [Chorus] The Lord of Fuck was added by the devs Because they hate the cut of your jib And the smile on your face So to ruin your experience and ruin your day They patched the Lord of Fuck into the game [Monastery Chant] Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Git gud. You Suck. Bitch.