[Sound of a door creaking open quietly] Elf 1: (whispering) You sure we should be in here? Elf 2: (excited) Come on, it’s our break! I heard Santa’s got some… interesting stuff stashed in here. [Sounds of rummaging and papers rustling] Elf 3: (laughs) What the…? Is that a magazine with… an elf in a reindeer costume? And—wait—why is she winking like that? Elf 1: (whispering) Shhh! If Santa catches us in here, we’re toast! Elf 2: (snickering) Check this out… he’s got a—what is this, a sparkly red hat with… bells? It says “for special nights only”! Elf 3: (muttering) And we thought he was busy with just presents… Elf 1: (laughs) Oh, he’s got presents alright… but not the ones we’re used to delivering! [All laugh, sounds of stumbling, door slams shut]