[Verse 1] Walked to the beach with a snack in my hand Forgot my towel but I brought the sand A crab winked at me, I think we’re friends now My flip-flop broke but I’m too sunburned to care how Seagulls laughing at my sunscreen streaks Ice cream melting, stuck to my cheeks Life advice from a hermit crab sage He said “chase the wave, forget the wage” ⸻ [Chorus] The beach! Where the sun slaps your face and you love it! The beach! Where your sandwich is 50% pure grit! The beach! Where the ocean whispers deep advice! (“Like…don’t fight the seagull…he will win…”) The beaaaach! Where nothing matters but the breeze and fries! ⸻ [Verse 2] Built a sandcastle, called it “Debra’s Doom” A kid stomped it flat with a big foam broom Found a lost sock, started a sock cult Seashell economy, trading insults Found a weird stick, called it Excalibeach Appointed a jellyfish mayor with an inspiring speech Chased by a dog wearing sunglasses This is the life — no regrets, no passes! ⸻ [Chorus] The beach! Where the sunscreen is a full-body commitment! The beach! Where every moment’s a chaotic shipment! The beach! Where the sand’s your new best friend! (…until you find it in your soup later…) The beaaaach! Where you can lose your mind and never mend! ⸻ [Bridge] (quiet, dreamy) Salt on my lips Sun on my nose Forgot all my troubles Forgot all my clothes Wait— (nope, just the hat flew away, we’re fine.) ⸻ [Final Chorus] The beach! Where you scream at the waves and they scream back! The beach! Where you fight the sun and lose the match! The beach! Where a coconut could change your fate! The beaaaach! Where the only rule is…don’t be late! (to the nap under the sun, that is…) (end)
