KeziX - Press 9 for More Suffering

[Intro – Glitchy phone menu sounds] (Spoken, robotic female voice) “Thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us. Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed…” [Verse 1] I just needed one simple thing, that’s all I asked Now I’m twenty minutes deep and I’m losing my grasp Pressed one for billing, then two for support Now I’m talking to a robot that keeps cutting me short [Pre-Chorus] Every option leads me deeper in the maze I’m screaming at the speaker while it loops for days “Press 9 for more options” — there’s no option nine I think I’m going crazy and I’m running out of time [Chorus] HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’VE TRIED IT TWENTY TIMES, YOU STUPID MACHINE! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’M LOSING MY MIND IN THIS INFINITE SCENE! Press 9 for more suffering! Press 9 for more suffering! I’m stuck in the loop and the loop wants me dead! Press 9 for more suffering! [Verse 2] Now the robot’s asking questions that don’t make any sense “Did you try clearing cache?” — I don’t know what that meant I asked for a human and it laughed in my face Then transferred me back to the start of this place I’m talking to myself now, I’ve accepted my fate I’m explaining my problem to a program that hates Every time I get close, it resets the whole game I’m one bad answer away from setting this place aflame [Pre-Chorus] I can hear the hold music laughing at my pain I’ve been on this call so long I forgot my own name “An agent will be with you shortly” — that was thirty minutes ago I think the robot’s winning and it’s putting on a show [Chorus] HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’VE TRIED IT TWENTY TIMES, YOU STUPID MACHINE! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’M LOSING MY MIND IN THIS INFINITE SCENE! Press 9 for more suffering! Press 9 for more suffering! I’m stuck in the loop and the loop wants me dead! Press 9 for more suffering! [Bridge – Breakdown] (Spoken/growled, getting more unhinged) You know what… maybe it’s not so bad. The robot’s actually pretty helpful if you think about it. It’s just doing its job. I’m the problem here. I should apologize… [Screamed] NO — WAIT — I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS COMPANY! I HATE EVERY MENU OPTION THAT EVER EXISTED! [Final Chorus – heavier + gang vocals] HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’LL TURN YOU OFF PERMANENTLY, YOU GLITCHY LITTLE SHIT! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?! I’M TAKING A HAMMER TO THIS PHONE IN A MINUTE! Press 9 for more suffering! (Suffering!) Press 9 for more suffering! (Suffering!) I came in sane and I’m leaving in a rage! Press 9 for more suffering! [Outro – Robotic voice + fading glitches] (Spoken, robotic) “Thank you for calling. If you’d like to hear these options again… press 9.” [Spoken, human, completely broken] …Press 9.