
Title: Roxi-Band: Studio: Warp Speed: Orion (Rap)
[PROLOGUE] [MILFRED]: (Kick build) [LIZ]: (Harmonica note) [INTRO] ROXI: (Spoken) Computer, how fast can this bucket go? [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Synth voice) Warp nine. ROXI: Cute. [LIZ]: (Harmonica riff) ROXI: Push it. [BEAT DROPS] [VERSE 1] [MILFRED]: (Hip-hop beat) [JILL]: (Sub-bass) ROXI: (Rap flow) We left Earth with a bad idea, two hot coffees and a case of beer. Stars ahead, trouble behind, Orion trouble of the finest kind. Green skin shining under red alert, black boots dancing while the warp drive squirts. She looked at me with a wicked grin: “Darling, you sure you wanna let me in?” I said, “Honey, I know your game.” She said, “Baby, manipulation's my middle name.” [PRE-CHORUS] [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Synths swell) Hands on the console, hips on the beat, Warp coils screaming under our feet. Red lights flashing, nobody cares— Somebody's dancing in the captain's chair! ROXI: (Shouted rap) Hold on! [LIZ]: (Harmonica stab) ROXI: Here we fucking go! [CHORUS] [FULL BAND]: (Heavy hip-hop; massive sub-bass, crunchy synths) WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! Make the whole damn galaxy shake! ORION, HERE WE GO! ORION, HERE WE GO! Turn that starship into one hell of a show! Move your body! Rock that floor! Hit that button—THEN HIT IT SOME MORE! WARP SPEED! ORION, HERE WE GO! If the universe ain't ready, we're going anyway! [VERSE 2] ROXI: (Rap; seductive flow) Orion girls with naughty lies, horny little legends with dangerous eyes. Sexy symbols, sweet and submissive—smiling like angels? Bloody fucking deceptive. Don't trust Orion girls; they'll release their pheromones. Next thing you know, you're in trouble, forgetting your own damn name! She whispered, “Come closer.” I said, “Hell no.” She smiled. I said, “...Well, maybe so.” [LIZ]: (Harmonica riff) [PRE-CHORUS 2] [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Strings/synth collide; high energy) Violin rising, guitars collide, Harmonica howling like a midnight ride. Bass gets dirty, drums go wild, Even the Vulcan cracked a little smile! [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Processed voice) That was… unexpectedly enjoyable. ROXI: (Playful rap) See? You're learning. [CHORUS] [FULL BAND]: (Max energy; hip-hop with orchestral rock climax) WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! Shake the ship till the whole damn galaxy knows! ORION, HERE WE GO! ORION, HERE WE GO! Make the stars bounce when we steal the show! Hands up! Boots down! Spin around! Make enough noise to wake the whole damn town! WARP SPEED! ORION, HERE WE GO! We're not lost—We're taking the scenic route! [BREAKDOWN] [MILFRED]: (Beat strips; finger snaps) [JILL]: (Deep funky bass) ROXI: (Spoken) Computer? [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Computer voice) Yes, Captain? ROXI: Are we supposed to be doing this? [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Negative. ROXI: Excellent. [LIZ]: (Harmonica solo; synth/violin lines) [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Processed alien voice) Human vessel, state your purpose. ROXI: Dance. [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Dance? ROXI: Yep. [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Is this a military operation? ROXI: Absolutely. [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Why is everyone shaking their ass? ROXI: Advanced diplomacy. [BEAT SLAMS BACK] [BRIDGE] [MILFRED]: (Half-time beat; heavy kick) [LIZ]: (Single harmonica notes) She said, “Don't trust my smile.” I said, “Why?” She said, “Because I'm Orion.” [BEAT CUT] ROXI: (Spoken; whispered) Computer? [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Yes? ROXI: Take us somewhere nobody's been. [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Destination? ROXI: Surprise me. [WARP RISE] [LIZ]: (Harmonica climbs) [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Violin tremolo; synth feedback builds) [MILFRED]: (Drums accelerate into progressive roll) [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Computer voice; warning tone) Warning. Reality becoming unstable. ROXI: (Shouted over build) Perfect. [DROP] [FINAL CHORUS] [FULL BAND]: (Earthshaking scale; hip-hop and cinematic strings) WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! Shake the ship till the galaxy goes insane! ORION, HERE WE GO! ORION, HERE WE GO! Nobody's sitting down again! Left side! Right side! Everybody sway! We're gonna dance this fucking warp drive all the way! Hands up! Lights flash! Harmonica screams! We're riding through the cosmos like a beautiful dream! WARP SPEED! ORION, HERE WE GO! From the Milky Way to the edge of the unknown! ROXI: (Shouted) Again! [MILFRED]: (Heavy beat hit) [MILFRED]: (Harder beat hit) [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Exaggerated Scottish male voice; processed) Beam me up, Honey! ROXI: Who the fuck is Honey? [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Unknown crew member. ROXI: Fine. Beam him up. [TRANSPORE EFFECT] [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Scottish male voice) I'm here! ROXI: Then fucking dance! [FINAL CHORUS] [FULL BAND]: (Maximum intensity; explosive hip-hop finale) WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! ORION, HERE WE GO! WARP SPEED! STEAL THE SHOW! WARP THAT FUCKING BEAT! ORION, HERE WE GO! [LIZ]: (Final harmonica riff) [SEPHYR-GLEN]: (Violin ascends; synth crash) [GLOBAL SOUND]: Warp effect. ROXI: (Spoken; fading out) Computer… [SEPHYR-GLEN]: Yes? ROXI: Do it again tomorrow. ROXI: (Final laugh) [LIZ]: (One last harmonica note) [END]

