It's not a matter of duality This is just the way I happen to be And it's all good Don't call me a girl, don't call me a boy That's right baby, I get to choose my toy And it's so good Don't you know It feels so right Being a Hermaphrodite I get hard But I'm still tight Yeah I'm a Hermaphrodite The best of both worlds, yeah that's what I am Don't you call me "sir", don't you call me "ma'am" And it's so sweet Fucking handy when I'm out on the town No bathroom lines, I don't pee sitting down Yeah it's so neat Don't you know It feels so right Being a Hermaphrodite I get hard But I'm still tight Yeah I'm a Hermaphrodite Baby don't look at me like that As if I'm just a Joel with a hole Or only a Matt with a twat I'm more than a Nicole with a pole A guy with a gash, a chick with a dick At least I'm rolling with more than just one trick And it's so cool Suck on my lolly and stuff my schnauzer I wear a skirt while I'm wearing trousers Don't be a fool Don't you know It feels so right Being a Hermaphrodite I get hard But I'm still tight 'cause I'm a Hermaphrodite Oh baby, I can sweeten your night Come on and fuck a hermaphrodite


