[Instrumental Opening] [Verse 1] I confessed my love to a fancy girl She said no straight to my face And I was thinking what a bitch Who does she think she is To say such a thing to me And she turned around So I got a good look at her cutie mark And goddamn was I aroused Twilight Sparkle in the flesh Mane and tail purple sexy bod So my dick got hard and I tried again I said hey, I’ve got a solid three inches And she looked me dead in my eyes Looked down and up, scoring me in her mind And then she said… five… Five out of ten I asked Five out of one hundred she replied So I was so angry I was about to kick her But she used her magic and made me levitate She tried to twist my dick into my ass Lucky for me it didn’t reach It was kinda embarrassing She sighed and spoke, “I don’t date foals” I’m thirty in May so what’s her deal Seriously, What in the name of Celestia… [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus] I don’t want Pinkie Pie I’ll pass on Fluttershy No thanks to Rarity No ass on Rainbow Dash And no rack on Applejack, Twilight Sparkle has it all She’s the princess of fertility So one way or another She’ll moan my name… [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 2] I was hoofing it down Ponyville When I saw her with a little tyke Spike was his name A baby dragon she birthed Is what I assume I don’t know how But she’s a freak So I told Big Mac And he spat in my face Screaming to never come back I have my truth that needs to be heard Twilight Sparkle is a no good slut On all fours bearing it all to any stallion Cause she’s the town’s mare She’ll fuck dragons All that interracial relation bull crap… I made these horse shoes to wear Hoping people would buy It had Twilight Sparkle sucking donkey dick But no one listened And I was run out of town… [Instrumental Bridge] [Bridge] I roamed these lands And met the Zebras They told me their tricks That their filthy race made, I found a potion of enlarge That I knew what to do with I poured it on my dick And it shrank I hate Zebras… [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus] I don’t want Pinkie Pie I’ll pass on Fluttershy No thanks to Rarity No ass on Rainbow Dash And no rack on Applejack, Twilight Sparkle has it all She’s the princess of fertility So one way or another She’ll moan my name… [Instrumental Bridge] [Outro] I’m sixty three And Twilight Sparkle is our queen She became an alicorn I really don’t know how That’s some eugenics bullshit I gave up on getting her tail I had to make do So I fucked Derpy Lowest I’ve ever been She’s a retard And all of our foals Are fools… [Instrumental Fade Out]
