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You Wanted Romance? (Rent Boy)

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[You Wanted Romance? (Rent Boy)] [Original Lyrics by M.J. (NO AI LYRICS)] [© Copyright 2026: https://suno.com/@westcoastbrothersstrange] [Support/Artwork: R.C.E.] [Audio/vocals by SunoAI: https://www.suno.com] [Happy Pride Month 2026 from WCBS!] [Intro] Bitch, please... You wanted romance? In this economy? [Verse 1] He said he wants to get in my pants. I said, Girl, I'll need an advance. He said he loves a man with sass! I said, Honey, the rest requires cash. He said he wants me to take charge. I said, show me your gold card. He said he's curious what I'll do. I said, my kinks have billing too. [Pre-Chorus] I'm not a charity case. Everyone pays the toll. You wanna see my private show? Babe, pay up before you go. [Chorus 1] Rent boy. Put your money where your urges are. Rent boy. Show me what ya came here for. Pay me in green. Pay me in plastic. Pay me on time. Rent boy, Rent boy. You know the line. [Verse 2] He said I had a pretty face. I said, that's a paid parking space. He said he liked my wicked grin. I said, that's where the fees begin. He said his heart was open wide. I said, Sweetie, go find a bride. He said he wanted to be mine. I said, Darling, back of the line! [Pre-Chorus 2] I'm not playing the love game. I'll just be your midnight shame. You don't even need my name. Girl, you know why you came! [Chorus 2] Rent boy. Put your money where your cravings are. Rent boy. Show me what ya begging for. Pay me in fifties. Pay me in hundreds. Pay me on time. Rent boy, Rent boy. You know the line. [Bridge] Plain romance is hard to sell, when lonely guys pay so well. You want a one night stand? Cash up front is my demand. You want the full routine? Honey, my prices are obscene! You want it all from me... Sugar, nothing I have is free! [Verse 3] He said my rates are way out of hand. I said, I'm fabulous with a payment plan. He said I'm inflation in a sequined suit. I said, it pays to be this damn cute... He said he wanted more than flesh. I said, wrong queen, wrong address. He said he wants more than a score. I said, Bitch, you know I'm just a whore. [Final Chorus] Rent boy. Put your money where your secrets are. Rent boy. Show me what ya aching for. Pay me in full. Pay me in sin. Pay me on time. Rent boy, Rent boy. You know the line. [Outro] You wanted romance? Bitch, please. Read the sign. "You Wanted Romance?"