[Verse] We packed up the tent bags Heading to the woods Found a spot by the creek side Where the fishing’s good [Verse] We started the campfire Pulled out all the booze Sang songs till the night sky Faded into blues (hay hay) [Chorus] Woke up with a fright A hairy morning sight Bigfoot’s to my right What a crazy night [Verse] She’s got a wide grin Standing seven feet tall Furry all over, smells weird Towering over us all (hay hay) [Verse] The tent was rocking all night long Whiskey had me feeling strong Danced with that lovely beast With those massive feet (hay hay) [Bridge] Now we're swapping stories 'Bout life in the trees She tells me she's expecting A little Bigfoot, if you please [Chorus] Woke up with a fright A hairy morning sight Bigfoot’s to my right What a crazy night [Outro] I got more than a hangover I got child support to pay And I'll need to buy some clippers To shave my hairy babay (hay hay) [END]
