🎵 TRALALA LALÈRE — THE MUSHROOM DIMENSION [Intro — Deep Voice, Intergalactic Transmission] XC… come in… An anomaly has appeared in the continuum. The Galactic Witch is approaching… But… what is that noise?! [Mushroom Voice — Filtered and Ridiculous] TRALALA LALÈÈÈÈRE! DJ MUSHROOM IS IN THE HOUSE! 🍄💥 [Verse 1 — XC] I cross the worlds, I watch the stars, I know the demons, I've traveled far, But this little mushroom with his pink shades on Makes the universe shake with a three-note song! The Witch appears in a violet flame, Her deadly gaze can erase your name, She raises her staff, ready to attack… But the DJ shouts, “Hey, baby, drop that track!” [Pre-Chorus — Electronic Build-Up] One heartbeat… two heartbeats… The multiverse is losing its beat! XC is watching, the Witch can't believe, The mushroom puts the galaxy on its feet! [Chorus — Male and Female Vocals + Crowd Chants] TRALALA LALÈRE! 🍄 Make the whole universe shake! TRALALA LALÀ! Even monsters lose their minds tonight! XC! XC! Keep the tempo! Witch! Oh, Witch! Drop your spells and let go! When the mushroom takes command, All of creation starts to shake and dance! [Post-Chorus — Robotic Vocals] MUSHROOM POWER! GALACTIC FLOWER! Boom-boom, zinga-zang! The Big Bang is doing the breakdance! Tralala… lalère… Tralala… in the stratosphere! [Verse 2 — The Galactic Witch] I've challenged the gods, I've conquered dimensions, Turned kings into dust with my dark inventions, But this funny little vegetable hacked my spellbook… Now my magic makes cockroaches dance when they look! XC starts laughing, the stars bounce around, Thorthu hears the beat through his gates underground, He wanted to conquer every world in an hour… Now his whole army's doing the conga in space! [Breakdown — Dark Atmosphere, Whispered Voices] XC: “Mushroom… who are you, really?” DJ Mushroom: “I'm the one who makes the groove grow.” The Witch: “And your ultimate power?” DJ Mushroom: “THE DIMENSIONAL REMIX!” [Final Drop — Explosive EDM] TRALALA! LALÈRE! LALÈRE! The galaxies are spinning backwards! TRALALA! LALÀ! LALOU! Even black holes are doing silly little moves! XC in the air! The Witch is glowing there! Mushroom behind the decks Blows the origins to bits! [Outro — Deep Voice, Then Mushroom Laughter] XC: “We may have just saved the multiverse…” The Witch: “Or made it completely insane.” DJ Mushroom: “Next week… WE MAKE THE BIG BANG DANCE!” TRALALA LALÈÈÈÈRE! Transmission terminated. The mushrooms have taken control.
