[Automated Voice] Thank you for waiting. Your call is important to us. You are currently... number one. Please continue to hold. [Beat enters] [Verse 1] Number one. That's good. That's actually very good. Means there's nobody in front of me. That's what number one means. I've checked. So I'll stay on. Put the phone on speaker. Make some coffee. Live normally. [Automated Voice] Your call is important to us. [Male] I know. You said. [Hook] Number one. Please hold. First in line. Please hold. Nobody ahead of you. Please hold. Funny how close you can be without anybody picking up. [Verse 2] Twenty-three minutes. Battery's fine. Coffee isn't. I've learnt the little tune between announcements. There's a bit where I think someone's answered. Every time. They haven't. You'd laugh. Actually, you probably would. [Automated Voice] Thank you for your patience. [Male] That's generous. [Hook] Number one. Please hold. First in line. Please hold. Nobody ahead of you. Please hold. Funny how close you can be without anybody picking up. [Middle] [Male] Maybe number one isn't a position. Maybe it's just something nice they say so you don't leave. [Automated Voice] Your call is important to us. [Male] How important? [Automated Voice] Please continue to hold. [Male] Right. [Final Movement] [Male] No argument. No final speech. No asking what I did. I just looked at the screen and realised my thumb was already over it. [Automated Voice] You are currently number— [CLICK] [Brief silence] [Instrumental]
