I've Arrived!

[Intro] I've arrived, I've Arrived! Though I've always been inside I've arrived, I've Arrived! Has a piece of you recently died? Thank God I've arrived! I've Arrived! Hahaha! C’mon, step right up! Sorrowful souls and dizzy dreamers C’mon, get off your butt And see our dazzling steamers! Ancient Automations from Byzantine! We got all the fixin's anyone can dream! ​[Verse 1] You sir! Next to the miss with the pretty red coat, I can tell you this: I can feel your troubles, your woes. So please, kind sir, step right in, come and view my show! Boy, let me see your hand... Let me take this off your chest. You wanna be a Good Man, But the Devil doesn't rest! You sir, scrap the plan, And find your pulse instead! ​[Chorus 1: The Pitch for Release] Behold the Ouroboros Wheel, where the past is never dead! For the ones fighting all those things inside their head! Please, next we have—you’d never guess— A Launching Pad, where you safely fly those feelings out of your chest! Come play our High-Hitter, beat your trauma to the stage, Once you’re in, you’ll never want to leave this place! ​[Verse 2] And you! Dear lady, with the hidden scars and cuts you won't share, I’m thinking maybe... I see it in your heart, the sorrow in your stare. Tired of "walking on eggshells," hmm? Well, now, step into our room! Time stands still, there’s no one to heal, And no one from your womb! Hahaha! We call it the Static Room, where the world stops its spinning, And the only thing to do is to keep on winning! ​[Chorus 2: The Pitch for Hyper-fixation] Observe the Gilded Gallery, where the focus never ends! For the ones hiding all those secrets from their friends! Please, next we have—a brand new sight— A Deep-Sea Dive, where you lose the world and drown in the neon light! Come play the Ring-Tosser, throw your logic to the cage, Once you’re in, you’ll never want to leave this place! ​[Verse 3: The Call to the Mirror] Fathom if you can! A Mirror of Truth! Think you’re a Good Man? It’ll show us the true you! We’re pulling back the curtain on the bitter, naked truth, This glass will show the shards that were rattling in your youth! ​[Bridge] (The music slows to a heavy, distorted crawl) One ticket for the gentleman, one for the wife, Two souls for the price of a miserable life! Step through the curtain, step through the glass, Let the "Good People" die and the monsters pass! ​[Chorus 3: The Pitch for Dissociation] Behold the Echo Chamber, where the silence is a lie! For the ones waiting for their weary hearts to die! Please, next we have—a grand design— A Velvet Rope, where you leave the heavy world at the ticket line! Come play the Fortune-Teller, trade your future for the stage, Once you’re in, you’ll never want to leave this place! ​[Final Chorus: The Successful Coercion] You’ve crossed the velvet threshold, now the doors are locked and tight! For the two lovers who have given up the fight! Behold the prize, you’ve earned the key— A Golden Chain, where you’re finally trapped and finally feel free! You played the High-Hitter, brought the Devil to the stage, Now you’re home inside our beautiful neon cage!