[Verse 1] Woke up, poured coffee Hit that cracked old phone Scrollin’ through the circus Feelin’ right at home Posted me a picture Just a harmless joke Couple silly captions Watch the timeline smoke [Pre-Chorus] Then my screen froze Little red text Like a bad dream Comin’ in next [Chorus] I got banned on X for laughin’ (hey!) Guess somebody got mad at my grin They called me “inauthentic” Like I ain’t the one I’ve always been There’s folks sayin’ worse than I did Cussin’ up a storm, you’d blush But I’m sittin’ in digital jail now For a couple dumb memes in a rush [Verse 2] They said I broke “the spirit” Of some blurry rule Guess a cowpoke crackin’ wise Ain’t considered cool Saw a thread last Tuesday Made my grandma faint But that rode free and easy While they whitewashed my paint [Pre-Chorus] Hit “appeal” once Hit “appeal” twice Got a bot back Givin’ me advice [Chorus] I got banned on X for laughin’ (oh yeah) Guess somebody took aim at my fun They said I wasn’t “genuine” Like I needed some approved kind of tongue There’s folks throwin’ stones in daylight Never get so much as a hush But I’m locked out the corral now For a couple dumb memes in a rush [Bridge] Maybe I’ll just talk to the dog now Tell my jokes to the corn out back Let the crickets be my followers While the stars hit that like and clap If the world gets this thin‑skinned Over one little line I drew I’ll be pickin’ on the porch ‘til sunrise Singin’ “ban me again, if you choose” (come on!) [Chorus] I got banned on X for laughin’ Guess somebody went lookin’ for a fight They stamped me “inauthentic” But my friends know I sleep just fine at night There’s folks throwin’ mud in daylight Never even stir up dust But I’m out of that corral for good now With a pocket full of memes I still trust
