looking for a costume go to the Halloween store talk to the girl at the counter try to act normal but want to run for the door Reach into my pocket Something feels wet Pull out my hand I immediately regret Noodles on the counter Noodles on the floor I came here for a costume Now there's pasta at the door My face is sweaty Hands unsteady, I thought they were empty But my pockets were heavy. hairy like a yeti shave with a machete Thought I was ready like the serengeti But I explode into spaghetti go to the game store finally buy the game cashier says have a nice day but that is the last thing they say Put game in pocket but spaghetti falls out Try to push it in but noodles all about I walked into this place like a boss But now I am leaking pasta and sauce My face is sweaty Hands unsteady, I thought they were empty But my pockets were heavy. hairy like a yeti shave with a machete Thought I was ready like the serengeti But I explode into spaghetti English class teacher asks me to read Open book think I will succeed until I hear something hit the floor Made me want to run for the door Fettuccine, Fusilli, Rigatoni falls into small piles below me Penne, Farfalle, ravioli I collapse into a pile of spaghetti My face is sweaty Hands unsteady, I thought they were empty But my pockets were heavy. hairy like a yeti shave with a machete Ready like the serengeti I explode into spaghetti I finally understand there was never any escape it was spaghetti all along
