"Hell if I Do and Hell if I Don't" (Remix)

[Verse] [Do not repeat] “Woke up with bees buzzing in my ears I opened my eyes and smelled stale old beer " why hellooo" there cuz she was laying beside me Chewing on my ear like she was Mike Tyson beer cans slowly came into focus who left them there is pure hocus pocus clothes thrown over a lone night stand tossed off covers, were lovers just there [Chorus] [Do not repeat] “It’s hell if I did and hell if. I didnt while hell dont care which one that it isnt today either way I still am quite smitten my ear still burning from where it was bitten hell I sure wanna but hells got me thinkin' of husband's and boyfriends shooting while im streakin' [verse 2] [Do not repeat] this aint my first time hope it won't be my last waking up next to strangers is just a talent i have hell I sure wanna but hells got me thinkin' 'bout husband's and boyfriends shooting while im streakin' [bridge] heard gravel being thrown in the drive who just pulled up? knew he couldnt miss the sight of my truck decided right then to run for my life bet tyson beside me just might be his wife lept out the window left my clothes by her bed swore to myself.......... [pause] "awww hell aint so bad" (chorus) ahh hell if i did as I ran down the street without my clothes no shoes on my feet and hell if I hadn't cuz through hell I now run Wishing i remembered if the night had been fun (outro) hell if i do hell if i wont hell i know better but hell says i dont hell if I do hells just a game sure"feel like a winner on my walk of shame" hell if i did hell if i didnt hell i just wish id stop forgettin' (End Song)