[Verse 1] Wake up in the morn' with a tune so absurd, Gotta sing 'bout spuds, and how it all diverged. I picked up this habit from some strange dream, Now I'm addicted to obsessively peeling potatoes, oh! [Chorus] Obsessively peeling, mmm, mmm, mmm, Potatoes all day long, 'cause it's my jam. Obsessively peeling, ahh, ahh, ahh, Covered in starch, my life's become a scam. [Verse] Friends say I'm nuts, but I simply adore, This spud-peelin' craze, it's like an unopened door. I sing and dance to the rhythmic paring, It's my escape, from a world of unmashed despairing. [Chorus] Obsessively peeling, mmm, mmm, mmm, Potatoes all day long, 'cause it's my jam. Obsessively peeling, ahh, ahh, ahh, Covered in starch, my life's become a scam. [Bridge] One day I'll have fame, my odd career, When people sing 'bout spuds with great cheer, Till then, I'll keep peeling my way to the top, Singing about potatoes, oh what a hopeless plot! [Chorus] Obsessively peeling, mmm, mmm, mmm, Potatoes all day long, 'cause it's my jam. Obsessively peeling, ahh, ahh, ahh, Covered in starch, my life's become a scam.
