[Intro] [The sound of a heart monitor flatlining, followed by a cold, robotic female voice]: "Your coverage has been... denied. … Connecting you to an agent." [Verse 1: Spoken - Deep, Raspy, Villainous] [Bass begins as a low, vibrating hum - 30Hz sub-bass] This is the Recovery Department. We see you survived your surgery. Congratulations. Now, let’s talk about the cost of that heartbeat. You’ve got a $100,000 deductible and a life expectancy we’ve already calculated into a loss. Option “A”: We garnish your wages, your parents’ pensions, and your kids' lunch money. With the late fees and the "convenience" tax, you’ll be paid up right around the time the sun burns out. [Voice drops an octave, heavy vocal fry] Don't look so pale. You’re worth more to us dead, but we’ll settle for "suffocating." Statistically, 60% of you will lose your homes before the cancer does the job. It’s not personal. It’s... shareholder value. [Verse 2: Rhythmic Growl - Building Tension] Option “B”? Well, we’re feeling "charitable." We own the hospital, the pharmacy, and the funeral home. We’ll wipe the debt if you sign over the deed to your marrow. We need "volunteers" for the new opioid-plus. It doesn’t cure the pain, it just makes you forget you’re human. Our CEO needs a fourth yacht, and your "pre-existing condition" is his fuel. Sign the dotted line. Give us the blood. Keep the heart beating just long enough for us to squeeze the last drop of gold from your veins. [Pre-Chorus: Distorted & Intense] Press 1 to bleed out slow. Press 2 to let the vultures go. Type your social, give us your soul. [Deep growl]: WELCOME TO THE BLACK HOLE. [Chorus: Absolute Sonic Violence - Heavy Overtones] PARASITE! PARASITE! PARASITE! Leech on the neck of the working man's life! PARASITE! PARASITE! PARASITE! Sucking us dry under the neon light! PARASITE! PARASITE! PARASITE! You don't want the money, you want the STRIFE! [Vocal break]: FEED ON THE WEAK! [Bridge: The "Wall of Shame" - Fast, Triple-Time Flow] [The beat turns into a chaotic, industrial drill] UnitedHealth! Aetna! Humana! (LEEECH!) Cigna! Anthem! Sucking up the mana! (PARASITE!) Purdue Pharma, pushing the white While the Sacklers sleep soundly in the middle of the night! Pfizer! Moderna! Record-breaking greed! Charging ten thousand for the air that we need! BlackRock! Vanguard! Owning every bed! Profit off the living! Profit off the dead! Medicare Advantage? It’s a goddamn lie! They get a bonus every time we DIE! [Refrain: Slow, Heavy, Crushing] [Deep sub-harmonic resonance—voice sounds like grinding stones] Remove the needle. Break the chain. Burn the ledger. End the pain. [Outro] [Music stops abruptly. Just the sound of a heavy breathing and a distant siren] "Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line... forever." [Sudden, distorted bass drop to silence]
