[Intro — Ominous bass and whispered female voices] Under the sofa... Behind the door... Something is stirring... Across the floor... [Verse 1 — Male lead] We thought we'd cleaned up everything, The disco floor was bright. But something in the shadows Started moving through the night. A little ball of fuzzy gray Came rolling from the wall, And then another, then a hundred, Then a thousand filled the hall! [Pre-Chorus — Rising tension] They had no feet! They had no hands! But they were marching Through the land! [Chorus — Bright, explosive disco] Dust bunny boogie! Dust bunny bounce! A million little monsters That you just can't count! Dust bunny boogie! They're coming for you! Better get your vacuum And your Frankenbroom too! Ooh, ooh, ooh, the dust is on the rise! Ooh, ooh, ooh, with those wicked little eyes! [Verse 2] The bunnies formed a giant cloud, They blocked the exit sign. They swallowed up the mirror ball And drank the disco shine. Frankenbroom began to shake, His bristles stood on end. He looked upon the janitor And knew he must defend! [Pre-Chorus — Female voices] Oh, who will save us? Who will fight? Who will clean This mess tonight? [Male lead — Shouted] "Vacuula! Your dinner's getting away!" [Chorus] Dust bunny boogie! Dust bunny bounce! A million little monsters That you just can't count! Dust bunny boogie! They're coming for you! Better get your vacuum And your Frankenbroom too! Ooh, ooh, ooh, they're dancing in a line! Ooh, ooh, ooh, the dust will soon be mine! [Bridge — Dramatic orchestral breakdown] [Male voice — The Janitor] "Frankenbroom! To the left!" [Female chorus] Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! [Male voice] "Vacuula! To the right!" [Female chorus] Suck! Suck! Suck! [Deep vampire voice] "I have waited all my life... Or rather, all my death... For a feast like this!" [Instrumental — Rapid disco strings, swirling synthesizer, vacuum effects] [Verse 3 — Triumphant] The broom began to sweep the floor, The vacuum gave a roar. The fuzzy little monsters Couldn't trouble us no more. And from the mighty vacuum bag A muffled voice was heard: "We only wanted somewhere warm!" The janitor was stirred. He found a little storage box, He gave them all a home. "Now promise me you'll stay in there And never, ever roam!" [Final Chorus — Joyful, bigger harmonies] Dust bunny boogie! Dust bunny bounce! We saved the disco palace And we're dancing all around! Dust bunny boogie! The battle is through! Frankenbroom is celebrating, And Vacuula too! Ooh, ooh, ooh, the dance floor's shining bright! Ooh, ooh, ooh, we're gonna dance all night! [Outro — Playful spoken ending] [Janitor] "That's the last of them." [Small squeaky voice] "Are you sure?" [Janitor] "Oh, for the love of—" [Final brass hit]
