BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE (Mad Vibes Remix)

(Female A vocals): I should probably head out soon (lowkey should dip) It’s late and my ride’s kinda mid My phone’s at 3%, weather’s unhinged Wind outside is doing too much, I’m convinced (Male B vocals): Or… you could stay for a sec 👀 It’s freezing and low visibility, check the specs I got snacks, Wi-Fi, heated vibes No pressure at all, just survive the night ⸻ (Female A vocals): My group chat’s gonna ask where I’m at They already typing “???” in the chat They’re like “be safe,” “don’t risk the drive,” And honestly yeah… they kinda right (Male B vocals): Valid concern, no lies detected Roads are icy, forecast is unhinged Cancel the commute, it’s giving nope Stay cozy, no main-character trope ⸻ Both: Baby it’s cold outside (for real for real) Like aggressively cold outside Not romanticizing hypothermia tonight Just common sense, vibes, and thermal rights ⸻ (Female A vocals): Okay but just one more song And then I’ll decide, I won’t stay long Your playlist kinda slaps though, I fear And that blanket looks… dangerously warm over here (Male B vocals): Exactly my point, case closed Safety first, vibes enclosed Hot cocoa unlocked, couch secured This plan is OSHA-approved ⸻ Outro: Baby it’s cold outside Roads said “absolutely not” tonight So we’re staying in, no drama, no doubt Just warmth, consent, and waiting it out