santa and let me tell ya it's gonna be nice, I've been the bestest good boy this year, don't make me say it thrice Santa, lay me down and tell me I'm pretty That's right, santa - do me dirty [Verse 3] It's almost midnight and I'm feelin' alive My letter said I'd be ready at eleven forty-five I'm sweatin' bullets, shivering with anticipation Santa, you're my only libation [Bridge] My kids would kill me, and my wife would leave, Sayin' it's "Adam and Eve", not "Santa and Steve" But she just don't understand [Verse 4] You're standing right in front of me, I can't believe you're here My favorite jolly old elf, whisperin' sweet nothings into my ear I got my mistletoe hung, oh where could it be right off this here belt buckle, get closer and see [Chorus] I'm gonna make sweet love to santa and I'll jingle all of his bells, He's gonna kris all my kringles and cockle my shells Oh Santa, we're on a mission, I won't do you no wrong, so pull down those pants and let me see that ding dong [Chorus] I'm gonna