I arrived at the hotel luggage in hand Dreamin’ of pillows in mermaid land nevermind another time They had other plans “Check-in’s at four sir, you’ll have to wait” So I sat in the lobby half baked It’s a revolving door Late check-ins, early check-outs no rest to be found Just when I settle in they’re showing me out The maid’s knockin’ early, sun’s barely up “Checkout’s eleven,” they’re rushin’ me out I’d need a shower five minutes more Time is money, so long honey See you next Tuesday It’s a revolving door Late check-ins, early check-outs no rest to be found Just when I settle in they’re showing me out I dream of a place the rules are kind Where check-in’s “whenever” checkout’s “take your time” Room service 24 seven Housekeeping see never A traveler with a suitcase waitin' till four to get in the door check out by eleven He's caught in the cycle of the revolving door It’s a revolving door spinning me ‘round Late check-ins, early check-outs more money, less honey The revolving door Keeping them comin' back for more (Keeping them comin')
