[Intro] [Verse] Put up the tent and start a fire Left my lady home cause she's a cryer Roastin' marshmellows on this autumn night Almost Halloween and I'm feelin' fine [Verse] I hear a sound out in the woods It's like a howl, that isn't good The bushes shake and I finally see A hairy creature watching me [Chorus] Bigfoot bopped my bunghole When I tried to run Turns out this one was into guys He really had his fun I'm limping back toward the camp All I can feel is shame Bigfoot bopped my bunghole and that's just where he came [Verse] My truck is loaded, time to leave It hurt so much, I can't believe But standing there in my headlights Bigfoot strokes with all his might [Verse] I honked the horn and he kept goin' Shot his load and kept it flowin' A windshield caked with Bigfoot spunk Don't wanna get out cause he'll fuck my butt [End]
