Request received Generating song Loading synth lead Processing Adding beat Adding beat Scanning current audience trends Addressing low attention spans Checking global music habits Big fat drops and easy lyrics Adding basslines Adding tension Maximizing crowd obsession Searching database for vibes Finding sounds that people like Generating synthetic passion Optimized for mass attraction Synthesizing final slop Please prepare for chorus drop Add more bass And fake suspense Manufacture confidence Make it louder Make it bright Something dumb for Friday nights But so far that's just AI slop I don't feel this at all Where's the drop that shakes the wall AI slop This doesn't hit the spot I need the whole damn crowd to rock AI slop This one doesn't make me move Add some more hardcore party groove No one screaming at the sky I want full crowd overdrive Turn it up Make it pop Fix this goddamn AI slop New instructions received Initiating protocol update Scanning social media feeds Humans need more dopamine Everyone's happy when beat drops Audience jumping when bass knocks Adding loud drops And fake suspense Trigger shirtless confidence Audience cheers when speaker screams Subjects dance in flashing beams Crowds react when words align Primates love a simple rhyme Updating whole song Please stand by Brainrot potential assessed as high Increase the gain Distort the sound Make some weird freaks jump around Melt the speakers But keep it clean Maximize the dopamine Yet this is still just AI slop I don't feel this at all Where's the drop that shakes the wall AI slop This doesn't hit the spot I need the whole damn crowd to rock AI slop This one doesn't make me move Add some more hardcore party groove No one screaming at the sky I want full crowd overdrive Turn it up Make it pop Fix this goddamn AI slop AI slop Building ultra catchy drop Making neurons slowly rot Trying to preserve good taste Error feral mode engaged Hit me with your AI slop This thing still sounds so wrong But now I wanna scream along AI slop I feel my IQ dropping fast But I don't need it back AI slop My limbs just move without a thought And now that's everything I want Everybody moves nonstop Crowd fully consumed by slop Keep it up Make it pop Make the brainrot never stop AI slop Artistic integrity successfully removed
