Why so serious? You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Are you not entertained? What we do in life echoes in eternity. One does not simply walk into Mordor. This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! Remember, remember the fifth of November. Beneath this mask, there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. When you decide to be something, you can be it. I'm kind of a big deal. What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Revenge is a dish best served cold. Where's my super suit? There is no spoon. I know kung fu. Welcome to the real world. Say 'what' again! The path of the righteous man... Zed's dead, baby. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. Stupid is as stupid does. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I'm the king of the world! I'll never let go, Jack. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? Show me the money! You had me at 'hello.' The Dude abides. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Hasta la vista, baby. Come with me if you want to live. You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange. That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry. I have an army. We have a Hulk. What a day! What a lovely day! Let it go, let it go! Do you want to build a snowman? You know what's cooler than a million dollars? A billion dollars. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook. I am Groot. We are Groot. Wakanda forever! Just because something works doesn't mean it can't be improved. Do not go gentle into that good night. Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space. Now you're in the sunken place. I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could. Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? All I have are negative thoughts. I am your father. Do or do not, there is no try. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Here's looking at you, kid. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Say hello to my little friend! The world is yours. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? You can't handle the truth! You're gonna need a bigger boat. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inconceivable! Here's Johnny! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Friend! Say hello to my little friend! [Instrumental outro]
