[Intro] [Verse] She watches me do Tae Bo Rubs her clih-toral hood Two fingers in her clam hole Does her body good My muscles make her shiver Her lust for me is wild I've kept a secret from her I have a retarded child [Chorus] Retarded child, Retarded child his name is Elwin Yates Got my high school sweetheart pregnant She was wearing roller skates When he was born we had no clue but the look was on his face Retarded Child, Retarded Child Living with his mom in another state [Verse] I told this bitch one afternoon things were getting serious She looked at me and left the room But I had to be fearless Elwin is a good boy I should feel no shame This ratchet ho I'm dating Won't change anything [Outro] I found her in the bed with the covers pulled over her head She was sobbing like a little child, I guessed that was that But when I pulled the covers back she was on a different track she said, "I'll have your second retarded child, I'm three months pregnant as a matter of fact." [End]
