[Intro] I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers, Consulting with the rain; [Verse 1] And my head I'd be a scratchin' While my thoughts are busy hatchin' If I only had a brain (brain) I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my Individdle In trouble or in pain (pain) [Chorus] With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain (brain) [Bridge] Oh, I, could tell you why The oceans near the shore I could think of things I'd never Thunk before, And then I'd sit down and think some more. [Outro] I would not be just a muffin', My head all full of stuffin', My heart all full of pain (pain) [Whisper] And perhaps I'd deserve you and be Even worthy even you If I only had a brain (brain)