[Intro: distant klezmer clarinet, violin, dusty record crackle] I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Goyish tunes, goyish tunes Sound just fine, sound just fine Frozen slop, frozen slop While I dine, while I dine I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time [Clarinet run] [808 bass enters] [Chorus] I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Eating slop, eating slop And it tastes, and it tastes fine Goyish shows, goyish shows Every night, every night I’m so goy, I’m so goy And I’m having a good time [Beat Drop: heavy trap drums, klezmer clarinet] [Verse 1] Woke up late this morning Frozen pizza started warming Streaming service in the corner Asking if I’m “still watching” Yes, of course Don’t disturb me Season twelve is reassuring Plot got dumb Still consuming Three more episodes, keep ’em moving Chicken nugs, chicken nugs In the fryer, in the fryer Crack a Monster, crack a Monster Getting wired, getting wired Ranch on this, ranch on that Ranch on things that don’t require Microwave go beep, beep, beep That’s my little dinner choir Goyish music Goyish playlist Algorithm says I’ll play it Same four chords I don’t hate it Heard it twice, already saved it Superheroes Number nine I’ll be there at opening time Don’t know who The bad guy is But the CGI looks fine [Instrumental Break: frantic violin and clarinet trade solos] [Chorus] I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Eating slop, eating slop And it tastes, and it tastes fine Goyish shows, goyish shows Every night, every night I’m so goy, I’m so goy And I’m having a good time I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Goyish tunes, goyish tunes Sound just fine, sound just fine Frozen slop, frozen slop While I dine, while I dine I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time [Accordion chops] [808 switch] [Verse 2] Got my shows, got my shows Got my snacks, got my snacks Six subscriptions, six subscriptions Still got ads, still got ads Cancel one, cancel one Then somehow I get it back New season dropped at midnight Guess tomorrow’s sleep is fucked I consume it I enjoy it Put some cheese on it, destroy it New franchise? Sure, deploy it Put Chris Pratt in it, I’ll join it Give me slop, give me slop Put it right into my bowl Give me bass, give me bass Four damn chords and let it roll Give me shows, give me shows Bring that character back from old I don’t need a brand-new story Reboot something that I know Phone in hand, phone in hand While the television plays Watch a clip, watch a clip From the show I’m watching anyway Order food, order food From a place two blocks away Driver pulls up at my door What a fucking time to be alive [Instrumental Break: klezmer clarinet over distorted 808] [Bridge: drums cut, accordion, violin and handclaps] Goy food! (Microwave it!) Goy tunes! (Turn it up!) Goy shows! (Next episode!) Goy slop! (Fill me up!) [Music stops] They said it’s mass-produced... They said it rots my brain... They said I’m being marketed to... [Pause] I KNOW. [Violin rapidly accelerates] [Clarinet scream] [Massive 808 riser] [DROP] I’M SO GOY! [Final Chorus: full klezmer ensemble + trap beat] I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Eating slop, eating slop And it tastes, and it tastes fine Goyish shows, goyish shows Every night, every night I’m so goy, I’m so goy And I’m having a good time I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time Goyish tunes, goyish tunes Sound just fine, sound just fine Frozen slop, frozen slop While I dine, while I dine I’m so goy, I’m so goy All the time, all the time [Gang vocals] GOY FOOD! GOY TUNES! GOY SHOWS! GOY SLOP! [Clarinet solo] [Outro] I’m so goy I’m so goy Got my shows Got my toys Got my nuggets Got my noise Life is good... [quiet accordion] for this goy. [microwave ding]
