[Intro] (HOO! HOO!) One more round! (HEY!) [Verse 1] Rolled in late on a dead-end road Neon buzzing, nowhere to go Old man grinning behind the bar Said "Boy, you wandered mighty far!" Ordered whiskey, took a seat Something moving underneath my feet Girl in red gave a wicked grin Said "We don't get your kind walkin' in!" [Chorus] LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (HOO! HOO!) Dead men dancing, nobody's leaving! (HEY! HEY!) Raise that glass, let the bad times roll One more drink for a wandering soul! LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (STOMP! STOMP!) Pay your tab before the rooster crows! [Verse 2] Fella beside me lost his jaw Still kept laughing at the things he saw Band kept playing, drummer had no skin And the girl in red pulled me right back in Clock struck three, the lights went dim Bartender said "Better settle with him" Pointed at a man in a funeral suit Counting my drinks in his Sunday boots [Chorus] LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (HOO! HOO!) Dead men dancing, nobody's leaving! (HEY! HEY!) Raise that glass, let the bad times roll One more drink for a wandering soul! LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (STOMP! STOMP!) Pay your tab before the rooster crows! [Guitar Solo - 8 Bars] [Bridge] Who's been dead? (ALL OF US!) Who's still breathing? (JUST THAT ONE!) Who's buying drinks? (HE IS!) Who's got money? (NOT A CENT!) [Final Verse] Sun came creeping through the door Everybody vanished from the floor Bartender smiled, said "Here's the deal" "Your tab's unpaid, and the debt is real!" [Final Chorus] LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (HOO! HOO!) Dead men dancing, nobody's leaving! (HEY! HEY!) Raise that glass, let the bad times roll One more drink for a wandering soul! LAST CALL FOR THE LIVING! (STOMP! STOMP!) Pay your tab before the rooster crows! [Outro] "Cash or soul, son?" ...You take credit? (NO!)
