[Intro] (Heavy boot steps) (Slip sound) WHOA! (Heavy clumsy crash) Ouch... damn... [Verse 1] Walking like a king, stepping on the street Then a banana peel under my feet [Vocal Effect: painful groan] Flying through the air, completely losing control Say goodbye to my pants, say goodbye to my soul [Chorus] [Stripped Down] My butt is on fire! Right on the stone! (Gravelly scream) Oh, my tailbone! It hurts so bad, I can't even stand The most pathetic man in this whole damn land [Verse 2] Everybody’s looking, everybody’s taking pics My dignity is gone, no way to fix [Vocal Effect: crying chuckle] Rubbing my cheeks, shaking in the cold This is the saddest story ever told [Chorus] [Stripped Down] My butt is on fire! Right on the stone! (Gravelly scream) Oh, my tailbone! It hurts so bad, I can't even stand The most pathetic man in this whole damn land [Outro] [Acapella] Ice... I need some ice... My poor, poor butt... (Deep raspy sigh) Can someone help me up? [Fade out]
