
The Gas Leak
*(Verse 1)* Well, it started with a gas leak, Or was that just a clever way to say, That the world went off its rails, In the darkest timeline’s sway? Jeff was up there, acting noble, But something felt… offbeat, Like our study group was changing, In a world that’s on repeat. *(Chorus)* Is this canon or just filler? A side quest we forgot? I’m Abed, and I’m asking— Was it real or was it not? The gas leak season’s wacky, But did we go too far? I’m lost in all the stories, Like a meta shooting star. *(Verse 2)* Chang was ruling like a tyrant, But then again, when’s he not? Troy and Britta, they were dancing, But the chemistry was caught. Dean Pelton’s wardrobe shifted, Into something quite bizarre, It’s like we crossed dimensions, In a derailed Greendale car. *(Chorus)* Is this canon or just filler? A side quest we forgot? I’m Abed, and I’m asking— Was it real or was it not? The gas leak season’s wacky, But did we go too far? I’m lost in all the stories, Like a meta shooting star. *(Bridge)* Pierce was gone, but not forgotten, A hologram of ghosts, I tried to keep it all together, But the scripts were playing hosts. Do I blame it on the writing? Or the gas that filled the air? In this sitcom of a lifetime, Does anyone really care? *(Verse 3)* Now the season’s just a memory, A chapter in our tale, But did it really happen? Or was it just a narrative fail? I’m Abed, I see the patterns, In every scene, every line, But this gas leak leaves me puzzled, Like a broken TV sign. *(Chorus)* Is this canon or just filler? A side quest we forgot? I’m Abed, and I’m asking— Was it real or was it not? The gas leak season’s wacky, But did we go too far? I’m lost in all the stories, Like a meta shooting star. *(Outro)* So here we are, just laughing, At the chaos left behind, In the gas leak’s wake, I’m wondering, What truths did we really find? But I’ll keep watching, keep dissecting, Every moment, every scene, ‘Cause even when it doesn’t make sense, It’s all part of the dream.

