Wrong password. What? Try again. ...Wrong password. I know this password, used it yesterday Typed it once, typed it twice — still says no way Caps Lock off, spelling right Twenty damn attempts tonight Maybe one letter, maybe one sign Maybe this password was never mine One more try — I know it's right Account locked. Good fucking night. Forgot your password? Click right here Yeah, sure. Let's make this worse. Wrong password Try again Round and round Here we go again I know I typed it right But it throws me back tonight Reset it now Start from scratch New password entered— Old password matched Wrong password Try again I just wanna Log the fuck in Send me a link to reset my code Check your inbox — nothing showed... wait Refresh once, refresh ten times Spam folder empty — wasting my time "Email sent" — that's what you claim But nothing ever fucking came Wait five minutes, wait some more Now I'm screaming At the fucking monitor Check your email Follow the link What fucking email?! I'm starting to sink. Wrong password Try again Round and round Here we go again I know I typed it right But it throws me back tonight Reset it now Start from scratch New password entered— Old password matched Wrong password Try again I just wanna Log the fuck in Fine. I'll check my email. Username... Password... ... Fuck. Now my email wants a password too I stare at the screen — I've got no clue Click "Forgot?" and what do I see? "We sent a code to your recovery email successfully." Recovery email? You mean that one? The account I haven't touched since twenty-one? Try to log in. What does it say? Wrong password. Of course. Okay. Reset! The reset! Reset! The reset! Password for the password! Code for the code! Nothing works! Nothing gets through! Every fucking door Leads to another closed door! Eight characters One uppercase One lowercase One number One symbol No spaces No old passwords Not your name Not your birthday Not the last five Not too simple Not too similar! No. Fucking. Chance! Wrong password Try again This will never Fucking end Change it once Change it twice I know I typed it right But nothing works tonight "Password cannot match your previous five." Wrong password Try again Account locked Until 2 a.m. I know the Fucking password Locked out Locked out Burn the whole System down I know! The fucking! Password! Password! Password successfully changed. Please log in. ... Wrong password.
