Woman, You're Giving Me a Heart Attack

[Sequence: Funk Guitar Intro | Verse 1 | Pre-Chorus | Chorus | Post-Chorus | Verse 2 | Pre-Chorus | Chorus | Funk Break | Bridge | Final Chorus | Outro] [Funky Guitar Intro] [Spoken] Okay... Whatever you're doing... Could you maybe... Do about twenty percent less of it? [Female Laugh] [Beat Kicks In] [Verse 1] You walked through the doorway, whole room lost its place. Bartender missed the bottle, some guy walked into a chair. Then you looked in my direction, gave that little sideways grin... And every warning light I own started flashing from within. [Pre-Chorus] Pulse going up! Temperature too! Common sense says, "Boy, we're through!" One little smile and that's a fact... Somebody better call somebody— I'M HAVING AN ATTACK! [Chorus] WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! Come save me! You can't just smile and leave me like that! My heart's going— BOOM! BOOM! Right through my chest! Woman, if you're trying to kill me... You're doing your best! WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! [Post-Chorus | Female Backing Vocal] "Need some help?" YES! "Want me to leave?" NO! "Make up your mind." I'M TRYING! [Beat Drop] [Verse 2] You crossed your legs and leaned in, said, "Honey, are you okay?" I tried to form a sentence... My vocabulary ran away. You put one finger on my wrist, said, "Your pulse is kinda fast." I said, "That's funny... It was working fine before you walked past." [Pre-Chorus] Pulse going up! Can't catch my breath! Girl, you're flirting me to death! You whispered, "Should I call someone?" I said... "NO, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" [Chorus] WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! Come save me! You can't get me here then leave me like that! My heart's going— BOOM! BOOM! Right through my chest! Woman, if you're trying to kill me... You're doing your best! WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! [Funk Break | Bass and Guitar] [Female Vocal] "Still alive?" [Bass Hit] BARELY! "Should I stop?" NO! "Sure?" [Music Stops] ...Let's not make any sudden decisions. [Brass Hit] [Bridge | Half-Time Groove] Maybe I should walk away. Maybe I should count to ten. Maybe I should find some air... And never see this girl again. [Female Vocal] "Leaving?" [Pause] Nope. [Massive Beat Drop] I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE! [Final Chorus] WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! Come save me! Or kiss me! Hell, I'll settle for that! My heart's going— BOOM! BOOM! And I'm losing the fight! If this is how you're gonna kill me... At least stay for the night! WOMAN! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! [Gang Vocals] HEART ATTACK! HEART ATTACK! [Female Vocal] "Drama queen." [Male Vocal] YOU STARTED THIS! [Outro | Funk Guitar] [Spoken] Okay... I think it's slowing down. [Female Vocal] "Want my number?" [Heartbeat Sound Accelerates] ... Oh, come on. [Female Laugh] [Final Brass Hit] [End]