[Intro] Well… I guess she put me up for adoption. Fifteen years and apparently I’m back on the market. So, ladies… applications are open. 😂 [Verse 1] She packed her bags, took what she wanted, Left me standing there like, “Well, damn, that’s honest.” Guess forever had an expiration date, Now I’m single with a beard and a little extra weight. Got a good heart, couple dents in the frame, Been through some storms, still answer to my name. I cook, I clean… okay, I’m workin’ on that, But I’ll write you a song and make you laugh like that. I ain’t brand new, I got miles on me, Couple scars, little baggage, no warranty. But if somebody’s looking for a slightly used man, I come with good intentions and a half-decent plan. [Pre-Chorus] She said she’s done, guess that settles the question, So I’m updating my relationship description: House-trained… mostly. Loyal… absolutely. A little complicated… But who the hell ain’t? [Chorus] Well, I guess she put me up for adoption, Ladies, anybody got an open option? I don’t need much, just a little affection, Maybe somebody who can handle imperfection. I got a big heart, yeah, it’s been through hell, Still beats pretty good far as I can tell. She didn’t want me, so here’s your shot then… I guess she put me up for adoption. [Verse 2] Now I ain’t begging, baby, don’t get confused, I’m just saying somebody might like what she refused. I’m sarcastic, stubborn, stay up way too late, And apparently I turn heartbreak into 808s. I’ll hype you up when the whole world won’t, Tell you that you can when you swear that you don’t. I’ll make you laugh when your whole day sucks, And if we’re riding together, girl, I’m showing up. Yeah, life hit hard, but I’m still right here, Little more wisdom, little less fear. So if you like real over picture-perfect nonsense, Come rescue this man from the adoption process. [Bridge] No background check… Okay, maybe we should probably do those. No application fee… References available upon request. 😂 Must like music, Must understand sarcasm, And please… For the love of God… communicate. [Final Chorus] Yeah, I guess she put me up for adoption, Ladies, somebody better come and stop this. I’ve been sitting here accepting applications, Looking for a permanent placement situation. I got a big heart, couple scars as well, Been knocked down hard, but I wear ’em well. Maybe losing her just opened up an option… So who’s taking me home? I’m up for adoption. [Outro] Slightly used. Runs pretty good. Maintenance history is… complicated. But the stereo? Oh, the stereo hits. 😂
