Gospel of Love in Bonobo Church XXX!

Heeey everybody, howdy folks! Gentlemen to the right and the left side both Gather ’round close, come take a look Street-corner sermon, dirty holy book If you don’t listen you’ll be missing out Brand new funky Bonobo faith now! On the avenue, loud shout, mass promotion! So tell me, ladies and gentlemen here What is your purpose for being alive? Money and power and family name Honor and status in some silly game Strip it all off and what do you see? Nothing but base-grade ecstasy! Breeding! Seeding! Succeeding, hey! If that’s the case then the story is simple Perfect for sickness and contraception Hurry on over to Bonobo Church! Followers mingle All For Free Clear, enthusiastic consent is key! Do it, get done, then return the favor Give it, receive it, collect that flavor! Easier rolling than a pinball ball Hearts spring open like a tulip tall! Gospel of love in Bonobo Church True holy love and equality All of it practiced inside the bed Polished-up bodies and techniques too You and you both, come and taste it now! Ahhh, let there be light on your life Happy and lucky are waiting here Lotion is flooding this promised land From the back and the front now, come on now! Thank you for all of your hard-worked days Is all that labor rewarded well? Do you go home to a warm hot meal “Dinner is ready,” is that the deal? Most of you never can dream that life Fighting away, Japanese business man! Join up today and from that night on Piping hot rice in the silver shine Hurry on over to Bonobo Church! Body-to-body full service care Mixed bathing hot springs in constant flow! Drink and be drunken and drown again Bill never climbing a dime, my friend! All you can eat and drink, all you can play Heaven on Earth is our paradise! Just like the households in Showa days Hand over all of your monthly pay Food and bath and liquor, after that Everyone joyfully does mischief Petals of passion spin round tonight! Ahhh, how do you write out “happiness”? It’s “using people together,” yes All of us gladly will serve your needs From now on I will be your partner! Let’s enjoy, come on, let’s dance! Swing your hips swaying from side to side This is a part of your training too Night-time black-belt, T-back strap! Children however are not allowed Grown-ups of any kind welcome in Rated eighteen plus, triple X sign Cult movies covered in hazy blocks Adult certified on all pamphlets Ahhh, as long as your life carries on Humans can try to live all alone Waiting in vain for a hollow end So let us kindle this flame of life! Ahhh, let there be light on your life Happy and lucky are waiting here Lotion is flooding this promised land From the back and the front now, come on now! I have now thrown away my past life Cast off my former dull name as well Now I am known as “Fellarina Oily-Tweaky Coitus-Queen” With my past, common sense disappeared Shame and old traumas all left behind Bonobo! Bonobo! Bonobo Church! Bonobo! Bonobo! Bonobo Church! Bonobo! Bonobo! Bonobo Church! Bonobo! Bonobo! Bonobo Church! From the back and the front now, come on now! Bonobo! The Bonobo Church The Bonobo Church is a bizarre heretical cult founded by the mysterious healer Bonobobo Bobonbo. Its philosophy is simple: Throw away conventional values, liberate human desire, and seek unity between humanity and the universe. Its motto is: “Fanatical devotion to a heretical faith is the ultimate self-liberation and the highest form of relaxation!” The Church operates a small rural community of several dozen followers somewhere in Japan. It is occasionally mistaken for a love hotel. The Church does not demand that its members believe in a particular god. Instead, it challenges conventional ideas about money, beauty, shame, relationships, work, and happiness. Followers abandon their real names, their pasts, and their shame, taking absurd and vulgar religious names instead. They donate their entire monthly income, but their savings and personal property are left untouched. “What if you quit and then you’re broke?” The Church provides food, housing, medical care, alcohol, and other forms of personal support. When members go to work, they receive packed lunches, drinks, snacks, and cigarettes upon request. Its rooms are small, its alcohol is cheap, but the rice is freshly cooked. Conventional lookism is considered an enemy. Through exercise, diet, beauty advice, fashion, and other training, followers learn to see themselves and one another as attractive and desirable. This is, essentially, religious lookism. Romance and marriage are permitted with mutual consent. Nobody may possess or exclusively control another person. Every individual has an absolute right to refuse. If you want to leave, you may leave. If you want to come back, you are always welcome. Children are not members of the Church. Followers who start families suspend their religious activities until their children become independent. The Church also has a natural hot-spring bathhouse and a sauna. Financially, the organization is basically a disaster. Fortunately, it has an extremely wealthy sponsor with pockets as deep as Kankichi Ryotsu from KochiKame. Without him, the Church would probably collapse. ⸻ Fellarina Oiny-Tsuykey Coituskie Real name: Ichiko Tanaka. Age 26. Ichiko was born to a banker father and an investment analyst mother. Her mother was obsessively devoted to education and subjected Ichiko to severe academic abuse while denying and suppressing her femininity. Ichiko graduated from a national university but failed the entrance examination for the University of Tokyo, after which the abuse became even worse. She obtained financial qualifications and found a prestigious corporate job, but the workload and stress eventually caused psychogenic depression. Hospitalization was recommended, but her parents refused to consent. Around this time, her parents divorced. With no improvement in sight, her desperate mother sent her to a mysterious “miracle healer” named Bonobobo Bobonbo. The name was so unbelievably stupid that Ichiko became curious. She went there out of sheer desperation. That was the beginning of Fellarina Oiny-Tsuykey Coituskie. ⸻ Bonobobo Bobonbo His real name is unknown. He is an eccentric old man who supposedly trained deep in the mountains of India and mastered the secrets of yoga. 155 cm tall. 90 kg. He is an expert in yoga, hypnosis, acupuncture, and traditional massage, and possesses extensive knowledge of both Eastern and modern medicine. He has a shiny bald head, enormous wandering eyes, a huge round nose, and a long white beard. He treats everything from stiff shoulders and back pain to insomnia, anxiety, and psychological distress, combining counseling with physical treatment. His clients trust him deeply, and some eventually become his followers. Because of his suspicious appearance and ridiculous name, rumors about him abound. He has been called a fraud, a con artist, a quack, and even Rasputin. Ichiko’s mother was introduced to him through one of his followers, hoping he could somehow restore her daughter to working life. Instead, treating Ichiko gave Bonobobo the idea for the Bonobo Church. Is he a genius or an idiot? A philosopher or a lunatic? Nobody knows. His favorite food is grilled dried round herring with freshly cooked white rice. Natto is also acceptable.